Hi Fellow Doggers,
It’s traditional for folks in my family to make New Year’s Resolutions!
(Whether they keep them or not is a different story.)
Mom has an interesting view on them.
She makes her resolutions achievable within the first month of the New Year.
I’m going to do the same thing.
So here are my New Year’s Resolutions.
To bark at the postal carrier with even more ferocity
(I must stop that person from coming on my porch! It is an outrage!)
To beg for more treats
(Mom’s got a pork roast in the oven. I resolve to get a nice juicy piece of it!)
To achieve maximum cuteness
(Okay, I’ll admit, that’s really too easy.)
To get MORE toys next Christmas
(I’m busy tearing the head of my new monkey, already ripped the guts out of my new stuffed pig. This is a cinch! )
To get a whole piece of bacon at least once a week when Mama cooks breakfast
I just have to be in the kitchen at the appropriate time. Mom dropped a piece on the floor this AM. I missed it by 3 seconds!)
To guilt the boys and Mama and Daddy into MORE walks
(Already located my leash, I will now drag it around the house!)
To catch that fat squirrel that taunts me.
(Dad got some nuts in his Christmas stocking… Can you say Bait?)
Mama says I shouldn’t make too many. Then they become impossible to manage.
(I think I’ve got this locked!)
Well, those are my resolutions fellow doggers.
Feel free to share yours in your comments on my blog today.