Here are my top 10 reasons why being me– a smallish medium dog– rocks!
- My poop is small, therefore I am not the perpetrator of the Elephant Poop that is showing up on everyone’s lawn in our neighbor hood. I mean who IS this dog? Dog Zilla, King Kong Dog, … Clifford! That pile was bigger than my HEAD! I am clearly innocent.
- I am a smallish medium dog so I am usually the biggest dog in the small dog side of the dog park.. ‘nuf said.
- I can be carried easily. Admittedly, this could be a plus or a minus.
- I am considered cute when I flip on to my back for a tummy rub and get one in about 10 seconds.
- I can sneak into the bed at 3AM and sleep there on the weekend until late morning.
- I can jump anywhere and if careful, not leave a trace that I’ve been there.
- All my toys and chew sticks are BIG
- My yard is HUGE, but not scary huge
- I fit in everybody’s lap
- I am a the perfect size for my family — not too big or too small — we are a perfect fit.
Okay so those are my top 10 reasons. I’ve got tons more, but I’ve gotta run. Mom’s got the grooming brush AND the dog deodorizer. ARROOOOOOOO!
Smell you later,