I think I love the holidays. The house smells like food! Mama and the boys seem to be always making some sort of delicious treat!
Here are some gingerbread houses that Mama and the boys made.
They smell amazing. I swear I don’t know how some of the gum drops and other candy bits ended up on the floor.
Sure, I can reach it. And sure Mama and the boys did go off to see Jeff Bridges in True Grit tonight. Yes, I’ll admit I was not crated or stuck any another part of the house. And yes, Michael forgot to give me my 4PM dinner feeding of Innova Kibble. (By the way, cardboard tastes better than that stuff!)
But I assure you, I did not nibble any part of that gingerbread train. I did not eat the peppermint candy cane even though my breath smells kind of minty fresh. I don’t know why that piece of icing was stuck in my chin hair either.
I assure you I am innocent. Obviously, I’m being framed!
Your Pal Opie,
An unjustly accused Snorkie