Hi all, Opie here.
Look at my bowl.
It’s got COLD KIBBLE in it. COLD, COLD KIBBLE!
Now, I want you to look at Daddy’s Bowl. What do you see?
I see SOUP! Delicious, fragrant MEATY Soup! What you can’t see is that it’s so hot that the steam is rising from it.
All those wonderful aromas are wafting right
UP MY NOSE!!!!
Now normally, I am do NOT beg, but guys it’s Albondigas Soup!
Do you know what that is?
That’s MEAT BALL SOUP!!!
How much is a poor Snorkie supposed to stand!
Do you think I got any? Do you think I even got a cracker or a chip!
No. I didn’t.
I am depressed
Why didn’t I get at least a chip or a cracker?
Because mama has run into a lot of really, really, really obese dogs lately!
She says there’s no way I’ll ever get like that. She says that she’s not going to kill me with food!
She had sort of a mad gleam in her eye when she said it right after she ran out to her Weight Watchers meeting.
I hate weight watchers!
Now the whole family is on a diet.
This is going to be a “lean” year.
And I’m not trying to be funny. L