At 2AM this morning, my back yard was BREACHED by a TRESPASSER!!
Of course, I raised the alarm. Allowed my fury to fly free in the face of this OUTRAGE!
I was not allowed outside to teach this TRESPASSER A LESSON!
Join me fellow doggers and sign my petition (in your comments) to stamp out the
They are worse than the squirrels, fellow doggers.
They sneak into your yard in the dead of night to do who knows what. They trip the security lights. You bark your warnings to them. They tramp all over YOUR TERRITORY. WALK ON YOUR GRASS! CRAWL THROUGH YOUR BUSHES! SO…You try “dogfully” to get outside and do your duty toward your territory and you know what happens….
YOU GET THE SQUIRT BOTTLE!
Join me fellow doggers!
SAY NO TO THE OPPOSSUM!
THEY MUST GO!!!
STAMP OUT THIS OVERSIZED RAT TAILED CRITTER!
It is for the good of all
THEY ARE NOT CUTE!!!!!