Bushy Tailed Rodent — Wanted Dead or Dead!
Yesterday, I saw a squirrel in our backyard. It called me a bunch of bad names. This means WAR!!!! He sat on the back fence and taunted me. I jumped.
I think he was surprised by how far I jumped. I can jump really high.
Mom came running out in her bare feet and took a picture of me jumping, but I was too fast for her, as usual. I am a white blurr springing through the air!
I have my eyes on that squirrel. This is what I was bred for! The eradication of rodents!
Be warned squirrel — It’s ON!!!! — That’s a promise! Grrrrrrrr!