Hi all, Opie here!
Mama took me some place special the other day! We had to sneak in.
It was the best dog park ever!
I think we should all have parks this big!
What do you think?
Let’s start a petition!
Hi all, Opie here!
Mama took me some place special the other day! We had to sneak in.
It was the best dog park ever!
I think we should all have parks this big!
What do you think?
Let’s start a petition!
A Birthday Poem in honor of my Hu-brother’s 9th Birthday!
If I had a birthday wish for you,
It’d be you were a puppy too!
I’d sniff your butt and lick your nose
And you’d have claws instead of toes.
We’d chew up Mama’s favorite shoes,
And piddle on Dad’s important News.
But you’re not a puppy. That is clear,
But you have the heart or pretty near
Of one who loves to jump and play.
So that is why I have to say,
You are my funny human brother
Who lets me share his dearest mother
And snuggle in the bed sometimes
And helps me make up silly rhymes.
You let me chew up all your laces
And you scratch me in all the places
That I love and need a rub!
Yes, you are the king of belly rub!
Sometimes I chew a little off your toe
But you never tell me Whoa!
You play full out and fast and hard
And that is why I call you “pard”.
You put beef broth into my food
For that you are the coolest dude!
I hope you get all your treats,
And we’ll play more as weather heats!
Happy Birthday Dearest Mike
I hope you get all the stuff you like!
Licks and Tummy Rubs
and
Lots of Love,
Your puppy brother
Opie
Hi there Opie here,
I am a long haired Snorkie. I have fine white, wispy and beautiful white and grey hair that covers my entire body. I’ll admit I don’t’ have an undercoat, but this winter my hair came in pretty thick. Mama says it’s my winter coat. Okay, so Mama explain to me why you’ve bought me a Christmas sweater and blue and green sweater and a rain coat and a parka? I’m not a short haired almost hairless doggy, and there is NO snow on the ground where we live. Why do you insist on buying me these things?
Mama: Well, Opie you look so cute in them.
Opie: Cute…that’s why you put me in those sweaters and things because I look CUTE!
Mama: Now Opie, be reasonable. You know it’s mostly for a photo opportunity. I’m not keen on you rolling in the mud in that new green and purple sweater and I tossed the parka. It was too small.
Opie: Mama will you admit that our weather does not really support these….doggy clothes.
Mama: Now listen when I send you out in the AM it is about 40 degrees outside, and a few weeks ago it was colder than that and rainy. I’m not going to apologize for putting you in a rain coat. You have another think coming Mr. Furry Pants.
Opie: Now calm down. I’ll admit that on raining cold mornings a rain coat or a sweater might not be out of line, but will you admit that right now with a high today of 72 a sweater is unnecessary.
Mama: Did I put you in a sweater today?
Opie: No, but…
Mama: Have I put you in a sweater or coat any day that the weather did not call for it. Do you remember this deluge? Do you remember be wet on every part of your little furry body except where the raincoat covered you?
Mama: Do you remember this deluge? The water came up past the sidewalk that day.
You dog paddled during the walk!
Do you remember finding the only dry spot on our lawn – in the overgrown ground cover!
You know why the squirrels weren’t out Opie? Because they DIDN’T HAVE RAIN GEAR!!!!
Opie: Uh…
Mama: And the sweaters — How long do have on these sweaters usually?
Opie: Uh…
Mama: About 4 minutes tops… just enough time to snap several photos using the continuous shooting mode. After that time you start biting it and pulling it off. Are you really busting my chops over these little doggy sweaters – each of which you’ve only worn once?
Opie: Uh…Er…Uh….
Mama: Now what brought this on… it was NOT that silly WSJ article on Yahoo. Opie: Well, no…
Mama: Come on out with it…
Opie: Well, it was Charlie.
Mama: Charlie! Who the devil is Charlie?
Opie: Here Mama! This is Charlie and Mavis too.
Mama: Oh I see.
Opie: Mama they had on coats and sweaters at the day care the whole time we were there, and we were indoors. And you can see they have lots of hair. Both of them are Pomeranians.
Mama: Opie I don’t know why their owners sent them to an indoor daycare in coats and sweaters. Maybe they have health issues or maybe … well I did see a lot of dominating going on when I checked in on you. Maybe their owners think that’s some sort of protection? I don’t know what the situation is so I’m not going to say. The back end of that place is open to the outdoors.
Opie: Mama, that is so lame. I just want to be sure that you don’t send me to the daycare place in my sweater or raincoat. Mavis and Charlie stayed on their cots the whole time and never played. I think they were too hot to play. I wanted to play with them!
Mama: Opie I’ll make a deal with you. How about I only put you in those doggy clothes when the weather requires it and maybe for a quick 3-4 minute photo opportunity tops. That includes antler ears and elf hats and that cool little t-shirt I saw on the internet the other day.
Opie: Can’t you Photoshop in the antlers and the elf hat next year?
Mama: Maybe … do we have a deal?
Opie: Okay…Hey Mama maybe I should help Charlie take off his coat next time I go to day care. It does look nice and chewy.
Mama: Opie….!
I present before you a photographic Tale
A Series of Unfortunate Events
– An ill fated Christmas doggy toy.
Mr. Weenie is presented for play.
And the ravaging begins.
Oucheee!
Oh no, Mr. Weenie!
Ahhhhhh!
Eeeeeee!
Mama, Mr. Weenie is all bended up!
I think he’s dead.
Oops!
Hi All,
Opie here!
My Mama and Daddy have been obsessed with the magic screen lately. They’ve been watching these guys in motorcycle helmets run around on a green yard chasing a brown chew toy for hours today. I’ve spent most of the time in Daddy’s lap, but he’s been rather uncomfortable to sit with. He keeps yelling and hopping up and down. On the upside, I managed a few stolen Doritos. Daddy is really happy with this Green packing team that just won. He jumped up and the Doritos hit the floor. Call me Opie the Opportunistic!
I asked Mama what these Green Packers pack. Mama says they pack the football across the field and make touch downs. Mama also says that the name comes from the meat packing company that sponsored their uniforms when they first began. MEAT PACKING! Well these are my kind of people! I’m kind of excited that the Meat packers are going to a Super Bowl. This sounds exciting! I wish I could go. I’d like to get some of that cheese that I see people wearing at the game. Meat and Cheese! A dog’s dream! (See my friend getting a taste of the hat! I wish I could get me some of that!) However, I’m generally not too happy with this obsession with the magic box. They should focus on me, not those silly humans.
To be fair, I can see the fascination with the big cheese hats. That usually catches my attention, but the guys running round and landing on each other. Well, it looks like a dog pile to me. You be the judge. Here’s a puppy pile I found on the internet.
The second picture is a Green Bay Packers pile. Which one do you think is cuter?
It’s obvious to me. Now if the Green Bay Packers brought some of their meat to the pile and maybe some cheese too, I think they would definitely be the more attractive pile. I’ve decided that the brown chew toy they play with is a meat ball. Now I would chase that. I probably wouldn’t share it though. I’m just being honest. I’d be at the bottom of the pile with my teeth firmly in it.
Anyhow, we’ll see how this Super Bowl thing goes in a few days. I have some thoughts on that too. I hope the Green guys bring a lot of meat and cheese. Mama says that it will wall to wall people. Well, with all that cheese and meat, it could be wall to wall doggies too!
Truly the only saving grace to my parents’ football obsession is the snacks. I’ve stolen a lot of Doritos today!
Come to think of it… maybe it’s not such a bad obsession after all.
Or The Village of Opie
Hi all,
Opie here!
In the past I’ve had a bad habit of rolling in cat poo in our backyard. This has earned me several impromptu baths. I am happy to say that I’ve fallen out of love with that particular habit. I’ve learned my lesson. Look at my photo. Do I look happy? If there is any doubt let me just say this. NOT HAPPY!
Unfortunately, I have to suffer a new indignity. Rigorous Brushing after every backyard trip.
Let me explain. It all began when Gregory spotted this beetle crawling out of my hair and in between my eyes. There was some screaming and the next thing I knew someone was jamming a doggy wipe into my face and the grooming brush was coming toward my head. Then there was the time this huge spider decided to debark from me inside the house over the top of somebody’s foot. There was much screaming, again. Then of course there is the occasional ant that decides to peer out from between my beautiful white locks and say, “How, ya doin’?”
Look, when I go into the backyard I have to do a full sweep of the area for obnoxious trespassing rodents. Squirrels do occasionally come down out of their trees. I am a natural tracker. Sometimes my investigation takes me into the fern bed, the trumpet vines, the ivy, and the Nandina bushes. Sometimes the small inhabitants of this foliage decide to take a ride with me.
My mom is a pro animal kind of gal, but she draws the line at insects.
“Opie, as long as the bugs stay outside they are fine with me. Inside, it’s a different story entirely!”
She says this as she reigns death from above with her grooming brush and dry shampoo spray. Poor little ants, and beetles and baby spiders!
“Mama, I’m a village of small little six legged creatures. You should be more tolerant. They just hitched a ride. They’re like those little Whos in that story you read at Christmas.”
She, of course, ignores me and continues brushing and wiping. I already have to have drops on my back once a month for fleas. (I don’t mind that at all. I hate fleas) but ants…. Well they don’t bother me too much. They’re kind of cute. (Don’t tell anyone, but if you can get three in a row, they don’t taste too bad either. Shhh.)
Then Mama plays her trump card.
“Opie, you are the only one non- human creature allowed in our bed. If you want to sleep with us, the Whos gotta go.”
Michael chimes in, “Maybe we should rename him Horton.” Boy, did Michael get a look!
So I am getting brushed EVERYWHERE until Mama is satisfied that I’m clean.
To be fair, the most extensive brushing occurs after my last pee run. Also, to be fair, I like it when she does the area near my tail. It feels kind of soothing. Also, to be fair I have been known to drop off to sleep when she alternates the brushing with tummy rubbing.
I love sleeping with Mama and Daddy.
So long all you little 6 legged Whos!
We’ve been considering signs to put on our back yard gate.
What do you think?
I think Mama likes this one. She’d take all that yellow writing off.
I actually like this one. My mama is pretty scary sometimes and my hu-brothers are quite big for their ages.
Or we could go back to the drawing board.
I want mama to Photoshop a squirrel in my mouth.
Okay, this is my entry into the Mango Minster Contest. I don’t’ know why Mom has entered me in Bad Sport Category.
I am
NOT
a bad sport.
Here are the criteria – evidently. I am going to answer them point by point.
Mama you and I need to have a serious talk. I am NOT a bad sport. However, I do like winning stuff so… I suppose, just this once…
The Rest of the Crate Training Blog — Part II
For those that are seriously contemplating crate training. Part II of my crate training update might be useful. So this is just a quick little post with a few crating tips.
Just a few Crating Tips — Things we’ve discovered and would like to share
Well, that’s all I can think of for now. People will probably have their own tips and suggestions and I am by no means any sort of dog training expert. There are great training videos on the internet and I know for a fact that some of my blogger buddies are pros at all sorts of dog training stuff. The purpose of this series was to show people what a non dog trainer can do. My personal belief is that if you give good love and boundaries to your “furrever” friend, the relationship will be easier and more satisfying for everyone concerned.
Have a great day!
Opie’s mom